Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Cyclist CriminalI am a cyclist because I'm too bloody useless to take the 29485476575 hours of driving lessons I'd need to not kill anyone on the road through my lack of coordination and piss-poor observation skills.
I once committed the heinous crime of failing to dismount from my bicycle the instant the cycle path ended and chose to pedal a few metres further along the not-so-narrow pavement .
A rather plain and, dare I say, evangelical Christian - dressed woman with popsocks and a face like a smacked arse admonished me with a stern 'LAW BREAKER!' as I cycled past her.
I'd have felt more guilty and would have apologised like a mature adult had I not been giggling away to myself like a 6 year old retard over the speech impediment that had affected the way she pronounced her 'r' sounds.
Had I been a quick thinker, I could have replied with a chirpy 'sowwy', but oh well, I was the one in the wrong and so I did the good thing and just dismounted.
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gypsy turnips, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 22:08,
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