Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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my old boss (the same one who lost his savile row trousers)came into work one day in his beautiful new cartier glasses. they were very classy and we all admired them.
the next day, he was back in his old ones. i made the mistake of asking what had happened to the nice new ones. mac looked at me for a minute. then he said deliberately:
"well, if you must know, rswipe, they fell off my face when i was on the bog. and i stood on them."
images, images, argh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:56,
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