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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."

When have you shared just that little too much?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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"What do you mean... sunburn?"
I elaborated on a story regarding sunburn. Which, on it's own two feet sounds /fine/. But once you reference in peeling skin, red raw skin with blood and the fact that there was sex involved... well, suffice to say you know that leper joke involving nachos? It pales in comparison.

The long running saga of the ex-girlfriend extends! We were on holiday in Thailand and having copious amounts of holiday sex. Cue the day she spent too much time in the sun. I knew fine well she enjoyed it rough, i hadn't realised how bad her sunburn was. We went doggy, i used nails, her back bled, she was in a lot of pain [tears etc.]

Now, the story pretty much ends there [you'll be glad to hear] - but imagine that being shared at a family dinner by your new girlfriend, imagining that somehow my family shared my twisted humour? At a Mexican restaurant after ordering nachos in chilli sauce?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:56, Reply)

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