Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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There was this one time......at band camp (I was actually touring with my band at the time) that the subject of piercings came up.
My mate described (in graphic/puss-filled/oozing, gory detail) how, when pissed, he'd peirced his winkie with a hammer & nail and how (predictably) he'd got it wrong.
He'd chosen to go for the Ampalang (sp?) which goes through one side of your helmet and out the other. Only, he'd kind of come out of the top. Needless to say, he woke surrounded in blood and what could only be described a 'morning semi'.
Cherry on the cake was having him show us the scars...
That image will never leave me...
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 11:31, Reply)
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