Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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When the word "strap-on" appears in the first line...... you know it's promising.
There is a point at all parties when the conversation gets just that little bit random. It had arrived at this point.
The girl whom I'd not previously met and with whom I'd only just got into conversation - but whom I would have liked to get to know a whole lot better - decided that this would be as good a time as any to tell me of how she and her ex liked nothing more than for her to attach a strap-on dildo and give him a good drubbing every now and again.
I decided that, perhaps, I didn't want to know her all that much better after all.
Insert length. Gag here.
Sorry: that should read "Insert length gag here."
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 12:58,
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