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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Gas Mark 666
When I used to live at home with my twin, he was in the loo doing a poo once. I was outside not far from the open loo window. Faint wafts of feculance enamated from within..
So I shouts very loudly
'Oh my god, it smells like one of Hitler's gas ovens in there!'
Hot summer day with plenty of neighbours in ear shot..
Cue mother clouting me and dragging me inside.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 13:10, Reply)
When I used to live at home with my twin, he was in the loo doing a poo once. I was outside not far from the open loo window. Faint wafts of feculance enamated from within..
So I shouts very loudly
'Oh my god, it smells like one of Hitler's gas ovens in there!'
Hot summer day with plenty of neighbours in ear shot..
Cue mother clouting me and dragging me inside.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 13:10, Reply)
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