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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Ground Zero Follow Thru Poo Striker
Said very loudly in the canteen.
(In a scouse accent)
'Yeah we was at this gig and we was all was rat arsed, so we all clambered into the back of the van, one of me mates had no were to sit so he plonks his arse on me mates lap, then farts loudly in his lap and then to add to that he follows through! Spraying his mate in the face! Great eh!'
Beef Curry was on the dish of the day menu...
I guess he was s**t faced then! Bumdish!
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:48, Reply)
Said very loudly in the canteen.
(In a scouse accent)
'Yeah we was at this gig and we was all was rat arsed, so we all clambered into the back of the van, one of me mates had no were to sit so he plonks his arse on me mates lap, then farts loudly in his lap and then to add to that he follows through! Spraying his mate in the face! Great eh!'
Beef Curry was on the dish of the day menu...
I guess he was s**t faced then! Bumdish!
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 15:48, Reply)
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