Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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I've been waiting for this.One morning after a night out on the piss with a mate of mine, he decided he didn't want to go home, so instead stayed at my house.
The night was without incident, however in the morning, when I was just making myself a sandwich to eat, he comes down stairs and asks
"Do you have any toilet roll around? there's none in the bathroom, and I think I just shat myself"
I didn't know what to do, as we didn't actually have any toilet roll, so I handed him some kitchen roll instead..... that must have felt nice.
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 18:51, Reply)
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