Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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flatmate's red raw bikini lineflatmate had her foof butchered by an incompetent waxer the other day.
i was mocking her because the wax had all stuck to her pale grey suit trousers and she had a nice wet sticky semicircle all around her crotch and thighs. which was funny because she's so damn elegant most of the time.
anyway, the next minute, she's whipped down the pants and g-string and shown me how red and swollen everything is. and i mean everything. and i don't mean it in a good way. plus it was all uneven and there were clumps of straggling, untouched but wax drowned hairs all over the place. oh god, the memories hurt my eyes.
i gave her the number of my amazing brazilian/hollywood waxer as quickly as my shaking thumbs could get it off my phone. no way am i risking seeing that again!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 19:05,
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