Too much information
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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When I was a young horny frustrated virgin...
...I was friends with this couple who we shall call James and Miranda, for that was their names. Among the explicit sexual details shared by them with all and sundry were the following;
1. James had once licked his own semen off Miranda's breasts.
2. Miranda liked to be gently strangled with a chain while being taken roughly from behind.
3. They once did it in 10 positions without pulling out.
Those are the editted highlights.
Really didn't need to know all that.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 19:25, Reply)
...I was friends with this couple who we shall call James and Miranda, for that was their names. Among the explicit sexual details shared by them with all and sundry were the following;
1. James had once licked his own semen off Miranda's breasts.
2. Miranda liked to be gently strangled with a chain while being taken roughly from behind.
3. They once did it in 10 positions without pulling out.
Those are the editted highlights.
Really didn't need to know all that.
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 19:25, Reply)
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