Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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too mouth informationMy hubby's uncle is gay and a bit promiscuous to say the least and finds far too much pleasure in imparting his various orgies. Yes orgies.
Apparently there is at least one pub in London where you basically take off all your clothes barring your Doc Martins and you're away!
The worst bit was he said that he was giving a guy a blow-job and got a bit carried away retching and vomitted on this guy's cock. Although it was 11 O clock on a Sunday morning, the pub had blackout blind with little lighting, so the poor soul next to pleasure the vomit penis man did so without noticing apparently.
Far too much info to hear from your mother-in-law's brother!
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 21:12, Reply)
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