Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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ExcuseThe other day I was in the kitchen with my dad when he was asked to do something by my step-mom, he replied, slightly sheepishly, that he couldn't. When asked why he replied, "because I'm about to poo myself". Needless to say I giggled but I didn't really need to know why he was waddling off upstairs.
He later felt the need to tell me that he seriously comtemplated coming downstairs with some tissue supposedly containing "evidence" of his earlier revelation. I really can't make up my mind whether I'm impressed by this or not.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 2:07, Reply)
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