TMI on the Nile
Working in Egypt and having a couple of days to spare before we had to fly to the Rig the crew, (four of us) were stuck in Cairo at the company staff house. Bored, we went downtown, bought rakes of beer, a couple of chickens, Arabic Bread, solicited the services of some flighty young women and contracted a felucca for a Nile Cruise and picnic.

As the evening wore on, the girls proved that “yea, verily” they were up for anything. It all became a bit off a blur after some weed (supplied by the felucca’s captain) and the proper floating restaurants were getting quite an eyeful with their meal.

One of the ladies was performing her best solo on my pink oboe, the others were displaying skill’s obviously not learned at school, when not very unexpectedly I popped my load.

Getting up and pulling the zip closed I headed for more beer…returning to see one of our crew kissing the same delicate damsel who had just claimed my hot meal.

Watching the amorous couple, waiting until it was obvious that there was plenty of tongue action I announced “ Mikey, you just got a blowjob by proxy”

The stunned Mikey disconnects himself, asks for more information which was duly supplied.

Said Mikey runs to the side of the felucca, woof’s his cookies and never spoke to anyone for the rest of the evening.

Definitely TMI.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 5:06, Reply)