Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Thanks DadA guy I know was staying with an old friend of his once, when the friend and his father got into an argument. It apparently started off fairly civilised, but somewhere along the way it descended into a full-on slanging match, with both of them yelling as loud as they could at each other while my friend sat somewhat awkwardly in the corner.
The argument finally ended when, after the kid had called his father a "fat old useless bald cunt" (or something along those lines) the father came back with "Oh yeah? Well you were the product of a premature ejaculation!"
The son had no idea how to respond to it, and stood there gaping while the father smugly strode off and my friend pissed himself laughing.
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 6:02, Reply)
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