
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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I always think of excellent QoTW answers, just slightly too late. You could have had the story about trying to keep a straight face at a funeral while singing about "arrows of desire" that to my mind look like wobbly purple willies, but no. I was too damn late. Sorry, all.
( , Fri 7 Sep 2007, 7:06, Reply)
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