Women’s directions

Ok so you turn out of your drive right, no, no wait left, no right definitely right. Follow the road until you see a field with cows in it or sometimes a horse that I always think looks really sad, then turn left where there is quite a big tree. Go down that road, I don’t know what it’s called, go along, keep going, through some wiggerly bits and then a straight bit where there is the sweetest little cottage on the left hand side, it’s got this sweet little thatched roof and is covered in wisteria, or is it honeysuckle I can never remember which one was which. Once when I was on holiday I met this guy who seemed to be really nice, he was a waiter and I think his name was Paulo and we were in Spain or Egypt I forget, all these places look the same. Anyway he didn’t really speak any English but told me how beautiful I was and how the stars reflected in my eyes, then he tried to touch my foof and I said “No Paulo that’s wrong I’m only 13” anyway there was some honeysuckle there that night.

So yeah go past the cottage and you get to a roundabout and you need to get off at the exit that everyone else goes down. Follow that road until you see a wedding shop with the beautiful dresses, there was this one once that was all silky and had pearls on it, that’s the kind I want when I get married, maybe I’ll give Paulo a call hmmm…… anyway turned left at the traffic lights its signposted London or Bristol I can’t remember then I am a little bit up on the left, how far? About the same time it takes to whisk egg whites into stiff little peaks. Cool can’t wait to see you! Oh you’re coming from that direction ok let me think…….

That was too much information, the correct answer was right on B3342, left onto A456, right onto high street left at first traffic lights and the house is 500 yards on the left.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 11:18, Reply)