Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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I was talking to my mum about one of my friends...I've known him pretty much since birth, so we've had baths together and things. One of my earliest memories is of him defecating on his living room floor, but thats another matter...Anyway, the discussion somehow revolves around to these bath times, and my mum finds it relevant to reveal, that at the tender age of around 8 months old, my mate had a bigger winkle than I did. Thanks, mum.
I still see him every so often, but whenever I do that thought crosses my mind. My mum has no idea about the male complex about cocks.
This was further evidenced after she burst into my room shortly after I'd had a shower...I didn't realise she was there, and only when I went downstairs did she casually mention that I was "bigger than my dad".
She should have just asked her friend that lived down the road...she thought it was big enough...
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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 7 Sep 2007, 13:11,
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