Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Just remembered!I TMI'd my brother. Lovely chap, bit bald, but otherwise OK. Anyway, he once told me that he'd been at a mate's party when this chap had sneaked off to the toilet for a spot of horizontal jogging. My bro seemed to feel that this was somehow rather beyond the pale, and invited me to share my revulsion.
Something jogged my 'overshare' switch at this point.
"Done that," I said, with an airy wave. Bro turns a pleasing shade of pale green. "Me and my bird have done my room, the bathroom, the living room, and the kitchen."
A somewhat khaki brother weakly makes "stop now!" motions. But I plunged recklessly ahead: "Oh, and you know the car? More room on the back seat than you'd think."
"Where was the car?!?" my bro - well, wrote on a piece of paper while struggling to keep his lunch in the right place.
"Down a country lane. And in the car park of the local park. And the top floor of a multi-storey car park."
He started heaving at this point. So I told him I'd once tried it on a train...
(, Fri 7 Sep 2007, 22:49, Reply)
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