Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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This one was meWhile in college, was working at a fried chicken establishment. Bunch of us went out after work one night to a party. As one of the oldest, I drove. There were two posh sisters who also worked there -- not sure why they were slumming except it drove dad nuts. One sat next to me as I drove.
As we passed by my old elementary school, I said, "I went to school there."
Added, "Also lost my virginity behind it."
Then, "In the seat where Shelley is sitting now."
Her butt left the seat as she "sat" in an arched position, hovering over the spot where I became a man, for most of the trip until she grew tired.
Well worth it -- and the rest of the car was all men aged 17-22. So she never lived it down.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 7:55, Reply)
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