Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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AmsterdamI am currently working in Amsterdam - city of sin - and I am confident that I am the only member of our party to get his cock sucked last night.
Alas, it was four o'clock in the morning, when I awoke in my hotel room to a mind-bending itch in my trouser department, to find a mosquito parked on my bell-end, contemplating sloppy seconds.
I beat the slag to death with a book, and there was blood everywhere. Mine, mostly.
Oh God, how it itches.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 10:54,
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