Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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When blind drunk I snapped my banjo string shagging someone I normally wouldn't touch. The following morning I went to work for two hours then went to the pub, where I told the bar manager. Within about half an hour pretty much everyone in my town knew.
It's coming up to four months and people still sing duelling banjos at me.
(, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 11:56, Reply)
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