Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Party TricksAt a house party at a friend's house a few years back, the drinks were flowing, everyone was merry and there was a general good atmosphere. Talk turned to party tricks. Ooh, fun, you're probably thinking. I know I was at the time. You know, freaky stuff, arms bending the wrong way, belching the alphabet, that kinda thing. Oh no. My friend's brother (Shaun) had other plans.
"I can do the weirdest thing!" He proclaimed, whilst standing on a chair in the kitchen. All turn to Shaun, glassy, half drunk eyes staring at him with eager anticipation. "I can fit my SCROTUM over a pint glass!!!" Now, for anyone pondering the logistics of this, don't. Some fool wondered out loud, which prompted Shaun to demonstrate this 'feat'. *Shudders*
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El Lazarus is calm now, Ish,, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 12:02,
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