Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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inadvertant tmiA friend of a friend of mine at uni once had his parents up for the weekend. The friend of a friend in question woke up surprisingly early on the Saturday and decided to ring his best mate on the hall phone in order to tell him at the top of his voice all about the weeks sexual conquests; the best quote from the conversation being "yeh and I managed to shag this fat bird up the arse, it was great!".
With his conversation complete friend of a friend saunters into the lounge only to find that his Dad has also woken up early and has just heard every word of his conversation, to which the father says "sit down, we need to have a talk about the way you treat women..."
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MonkeyOfCode is your favourite waste of time, Sat 8 Sep 2007, 20:44,
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