Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Give It HereOutside the office on a smoking break with a few of the lovely but terrifying middle aged women I work with. Somehow the conversation always seems to turn odd and this time we'd managed to get on to the subject of vasectomies. The following is a verbatim record of how the conversation ended in shocked silence, then pissing ourselves laughing.
"When our Jim had the snip he came back from the after check with a little cup. They have to make sure it's worked, see. So I was watching Neighbours and he nipped off upstairs to do the sample thingy. Five minutes later he walks in the front room. Naked. He looked at me and said the little cup was making him nervous and he just couldn't do it. I took the cup off him, looked at his willy and said 'give it here, then'.
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Sun 9 Sep 2007, 10:41,
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