to much info
My mother - she tells every 1 her ailments , she had sex with a truck driver half my age then tells me about it , then tells me my sister has big boobs when she was pregnant , and again when meeting my daughter for the first time . she publicly embarrised my oldest brother in southampton by asking strangers were the certain adult entertainments shop was and telling them my brother wanted to know , she tells me her dogs on heat just as it sits on me .. quote from my mother about her dog "my dog dosnt eat poo its a clean dog " this is being said whilste I have dog poo on my shoe , the dog is licking it off dont ask just as thats to much info .. all this and more can be backed up by Templeton . My brother informed me his wife had a bucket of giblets for a fany , and when he had an endiscope to see if he had problems in his lower regions told me of his piles and the cream he uses and how he uses it .. to say Im disturbed is an understatment as they have said and done far more . Templeton has counciled me through out my ordeal and I thx her for keeping me sane
ps my oldest brother has to inform me when he follows through after farting , this now as years later sticks in my mind as I too have enherated this embarising proscedure I had to come home from works and change my trousers when I farted , leaving me asking this question does this happen to many ppl?
(mr sheep is down stairs with empty maple syrup jar, Sun 9 Sep 2007, 21:10, Reply)