Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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At work last nightA colleague (who happens to be gay, but that's only slightly relevant in that he's one of those loud extrovert gay man like you see on TV, so should give you an idea of how he said it) was talking about how he'd put hair removal cream on his scrotum and then, because it didn't work he shaved them and now his sack was all red and tender.
Not that I minded. We got into a good conversation about shaving and the benefits thereof (did you know that not only does it make it look about an inch longer, but the increased sensitivity causes increased bloodflow and therefore a larger erection?). Following from that we talked about unusual sexual terminology - felching mostly. Yes, I mentionned the London Bridge.
I think the rest of the office thought it was too much information though.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 2:54, Reply)
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