Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Talking to the new girl at work....We quite often revel in telling one another disgusting stories at work (most of mine start with "on this website i read that has a Question Of The Week...") and often forget about new staff not being aware of such traditions.
Anyhoo, this evening I chose to wear an ill-fitting pair of boxer shorts that were open at the front (lads, you know the type). As i was introducing myself to a gorgeous new young hostess at the bar i casually mentioned my "wardrobe malfunction" and informed her i had just "popped out" as a result and had to go and sort myself out.
I think that was TMI for the poor girl who refused to look me in the eye until after a few drinks at the end of the shift when she realised that this type of thing is a daily occurence!
Length: Not impressive enough for her to notice on her own that i'd popped out, but she'll find out soon enough ;)
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Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 4:02,
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