
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Taking the wife luxuriantly from behind just the other day, I complimented her on the slick tightness of her nethers.
"Enjoy it while you can," she said. "After we've had kids, it'll be like a carrier bag."
The mention of kids and carrier bag in one sentence saw little Frank quite withered.
( , Mon 10 Sep 2007, 13:04, Reply)
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