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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."

When have you shared just that little too much?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Just yesterday...
I got a phone call off my friend.

He asked if my girlfriend and I were ready to go out, I said "Give us ten minutes".

He replies "Why?"

"Just going to have a coffee" said I.

"Don't bother, let's go!" is his retort.

To which my girlfriend chirps back "We're naked in bed!"

"I wasn't going to tell you that you see" I diplomatically got in.

"I'll need ten minutes now" my friend says.

"Why? Too shocked?"

"No, I'm going for a wank!" and he put the phone down.

Not too bad really, except my girlfriend is his cousin.

Had me laughing like a loon though.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 13:32, Reply)

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