Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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TMI from my good friend EdY'know those flourescent plastic tubes that make a noise when tipped one way or the other (apparently called Groan Tubes)?
Well one day, in the middle of a quiet drink, Ed decides to share with us the time his neurotic ex-girlfriend used one to pleasure herself while he watched.
Why he told us this we'll never know, and he grew to regret it as we were merciless in our piss taking.
It was, however, a bit TMI for his (then) shy, innocent, virginal new girlfriend (now alcohol-loving, slightly saucy, pretend-innocent ex-girlfriend) when she heard the story less than a week after they'd started seeing each other. Luckily she didn't hear the story of the pretend rape they did (with Ed amusingly roleplaying the victim) as that probably would have been too much for her.
Length is 40cm, according to the product description.
If you're reading this Ed; Ha ha ha. Now the internet knows your shame.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 14:59, Reply)
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