Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Re-PostI have posted this before, but the story is still relevant.
Note that it's a bit vile......
Actually, it's very vile - you've been warned.
A friend of a friend was out drinking - I'm so glad I didn't see this as when I was told this story I was with about a dozen people and as one, we all went green.
6 guys drinking and they're bikers, so they're being pretty vile* and much beer has been drunk.
One guy, let's call him spoon-boy (I just made that up) says he'll drink just about anything.
Anything? They all chimed - Yes anything.
Money is offered - about £50.
Spoon-boy takes the dare/bet.
5 bikers then proceed to hock, sniff and do other unmentionables to get the vilest, greenest lung butter imaginable - in fact I think this was offered around the pub.
In short order, there's half a pint of the vilest, greenest, vilest smelling, putrid green slime you can (or can't) possible imagine.
"There, drink that" - they say.
Spoon boy takes a look. Sniffs a bit. Cricks his neck.
And leans over, picks up the glass and downs it. In one. All the phlegm, bogies, hair and the rest of the fetid mass goes all the way down.
The 5 bikers, hardened psychos that they are, all go green - one runs out to vomit.
Spoon-boy puts the glass down, licks his lips and says "right-o, cough up"
And they did.
I'm glad I didn't see that as the story alone, when I remember it, makes me ill. Every time.
In fact, I think I might go and be sick.
*I know not all bikers are vile.....
Now, hearing that - over lunch was definitely TMI.
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 19:27, Reply)
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