Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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the Gollum incidentLuckily i wasnt there to witness this but anyway...
Every year our 6th form has a chirstmas show where the 6th formers and teachers put on various sketeches, etc to perform to the year 11's and the other 6th formers. Our head of 6th form usually does a sketch with another teacher. One year he happened to play gollum from Lord of the Rings.
Gollum only wears a thong in the film. You can see already where this is leading.
Mr Clemments came on stage dressed in only a thong. Mr Clemments must be in his late 40's/ early 50'. He started to scrabble around on stage when suddenly out pops his "Smeagol" in front of three entire year groups. Needless to say they got an early christmas present the equiviliant of Santa shitting down the chimney. I think that seeing your teachers cock counts as too much info, dont you?
Length? as long as Mr Clemments's ;)
(, Mon 10 Sep 2007, 20:07, Reply)
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