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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."

When have you shared just that little too much?

(, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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This is something that I haven't told anyone... My friend told me this in strict confidence.

It was about a year ago, and I just recently lost my virginity to a lovely man whom I am still with. We hadn't so much as kissed anyone before each other, and used a condom, so worries about STDs and the like were pretty well nonexistent. Nonetheless, when I told my friend about my new status as a non-virgin, I was still lectured about STDs and being careful... Apparently she had experience in this department.

Her boyfriend had done the deed with a filthy tramp-like girl shortly before being with my friend, and from said tramp he'd caught HPV--genital warts. Naturally, the clever bastard neglected to tell my friend before she slept with him. Result? She now had warts too.

Learning this much wasn't too bad. When she began to explain how the doctors used a device that "looked like a hole-punch" on her lady parts, I was all right with this. Descriptions of the blood, pain, etc., these I could handle.

But when she told me she used to freeze the tutu-like ring of puffy warts off her boyfriend's penis with stolen liquid nitrogen from the lab in which she worked... Really, that was FAR too much information.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 2:03, Reply)

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