I think I have a broken TMI switch
I am known among my friends for generally being a veritable lump of TMI - the person who always chats about bodily fluids while eating failing to notice everyone pushing their plates away. I think I have also broken my girlfriend's TMI switch as well; probably when I left the mother of all shites in the toilet, described it as having passed Arizona and invited her to look. Now, she declined this, but went to the toilet about 30mins later to discover more than enough still remaining in the bowl (the bugger wouldnt flush!). Since then she always asks whether I have passed another randomly-selected state. It seems normal now.

Anyway, onto the actual story. Again its more of an video than a discussion. Had a couple of mates round, not much really going on, had a couple of beers, thought we would sling on some porn. Me and one of my mates are giggling like girls at the general behaviour of the people in said porn when we spotted that my other mate (who had moved the duvet lying on the sofa over him cos he was cold) was ..... well, fidgeting. We watched him solid in a state of shock before descending into complete hysterics. My mate didn't really notice and when he did turn round to see what was up he carried on with his "self-bonding". Eventually I had to turn the porn off to make him stop. He still very vigorously maintains he wasn't doing anything.

Thinking about it, it is slightly a guilty secret because when I told my gf about it, and expecting her to laugh, she just said "so there were 3 blokes watching porn and one of you was masturbating while the other 2 looked on. Sounds a bit gay my love". And yes, on reflection, it does sound very gay. But I can assure you it was not. Really seriously not.

No apologies for length as he still maintains he wasn't doing a thing.
(McMosha is clockwatching at, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 9:44, Reply)