Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Works doWhen I had been seeing Mrs Kite for a few weeks, we went on our ward's Xmas do. Being a gent I proceeded to get her well pissed on double/quad Bacardi & Cokes. The ward staff were mainly women, there were 2 or 3 blokes, topic turns to sex. Mrs Kite is quiet and then loudly proclaims "Kitescreech can pump and pump and pump and pump and pump".
I was embarrased but proud.
(A little later she sat there saying "Oh God im gonna be sick. I dont want to die. I dont want to die". So no Pumpy action that night.)
(, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 11:11, Reply)
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