Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Train tugEarly on in the relationship, my now wife was giving me a tug on a train and telling me how much she liked cock. In fact, she briefly stopped tugging to demonstrate with thumb and forefinger how her previous boyfriend's schlong had been the diameter of a drinks can. After that, mine looked like a biro in her palm. A soft and useless biro.
(, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 12:40, Reply)
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