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Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
Rakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
( , Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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The train never comes....
Recently my best mate went on a date with his latest victim and mentioned to me the next day that things had gotten "frisky" on the train home. I, quite stupidly, said "Oh?" in a questioning manner, immediately regretting it.
"Yeah" Came the reply "First I fingered her, then she sucked me off! And by god I've never cum so hard! Seriously, it was like a fountain, all over her face, the seats, the floor, even my t-shirt. In fact, it was that t-shirt there, by your hand"
Fair play to the boy, but a less descriptive answer would have sufficed. And maybe a clean t-shirt.
Length? Like a fountain, apparently...
( , Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:18, Reply)
Recently my best mate went on a date with his latest victim and mentioned to me the next day that things had gotten "frisky" on the train home. I, quite stupidly, said "Oh?" in a questioning manner, immediately regretting it.
"Yeah" Came the reply "First I fingered her, then she sucked me off! And by god I've never cum so hard! Seriously, it was like a fountain, all over her face, the seats, the floor, even my t-shirt. In fact, it was that t-shirt there, by your hand"
Fair play to the boy, but a less descriptive answer would have sufficed. And maybe a clean t-shirt.
Length? Like a fountain, apparently...
( , Tue 11 Sep 2007, 13:18, Reply)
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