Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Close upA few years ago, I was at my then girlfriends well to do and quite posh parents house one evening for a meal. We'd not been going out very long and I'd only met her parents once before so I was on my best behaviour.
I saw a book on the living room sideboard that caught my eye and picked it up for perusal. I opened the book and there before me was a photo of what looked like a close up of the giblets in a chickens cavity. "Shit oh Christ what's that?!" I exclaimed as I thrust forward the open book in horror as if pleading for an explanation. I watched as the photo floated gently from the open book to the floor. "Ooh Mike" said then girlfriends mother as she picked it up, "It's the photo from your endoscopy".
Turns out her Dad had used a photo of his hernia as a bookmark. How lovely.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 15:10,
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