Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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My Mum's dodgy arsepieceMy Mum is in her mid 60's and has a bit of a ringpiece problem, it's basically falling out!
Anyway she is waiting for an hospital appointment to get it fixed up... in the mean time whenever I see her she updates me with the proceedings with such lovely comments like..
"I had to get up in the night as my bum was leaking a bit in the bed"
or
"I had a poo earlier and I had to push my bumhole back up with my hand as it was hanging out"
As you can imagine I can do nothing but look forward to the next installment of the diary of Mums shitpiece!
2nd post wooo!
(, Tue 11 Sep 2007, 21:41, Reply)
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