Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Foot-in-mouth syndromeI once had a summer job in a shoe store. In quiet times, we sales people would have to stand around, and talk would invariably turn to sex.
One time, one of my female coworkers and I were talking about gay men vs. lesbians, and how easy it was to tell. Our conclusion was that it was generally harder to tell if a woman was a lesbian than if a man was gay.
Just then, two middle-aged women walked in to the store who were so obviously a couple you'd have to be blind not to see it.
I took my coworker to one side and whispered, with a nod in their direction: "How's that for a pair of dykes?"
She apparently didn't quite hear me, and said in a loud, clear and carrying voice: "WHAT? A PAIR OF DICE?!?"
I hid in the back of the store until they left.
(, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 0:14, Reply)
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