Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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tight lipsMs Swipes story reminded me about my mates wife, who shall remain known as "tight lips". I went round their house for dinner the other week and noticed she had a pain full looking 'eye infection' so I asked her what she'd been upto. she smiled sweetly and said it's all Stueys fault, him and his bad aim. she'd given him permisson to do the money shot on her face, quote "not in the mouth as that's horrid!" and he'd managed to get it up her nose and in both eyes
and this was about an hour before I arrived,
in the kitchen,
where we were now eating dinner.
Stuey said oh it's ok, we wiped it up with that tea-towel, which was now sat about 12inches away from my dinner. I didn't offer to help with the washing up.
(, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 11:30, Reply)
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