Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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Things I know about my parents* My dad does not like being buggered. In his words "I tried that, and I'm definitely not gay."
* Conversely, my mum "had an intense lesbian relationship" as a teenager with her best friend.
* My mum once "accidentally" wanked off our cat. (She swears she was rubbing its tummy really fast.)
* For his 40th birthday, Dad was given a novelty g-string with an elephant's trunk on it, and a pair of socks featuring a naked spread-eagled woman with bobble-knitted 3D boobies and the words PARTY NAKED. He entertained us for the remainder of the evening wearing nothing but these items.
* When having an innocent phone conversation about life in general, mum asked how things were going with my boyfriend, and jovially inferred I would be getting much amazing rumpo. To this I responded "Er, I'm on, actually." She replied "Oh, don't you do it during your period? The last time your father and I did it it was *very* red."
grandmasterfluffles' mum probably beats my parents hands down (her pants), but I could have lived without knowing my parents' menstrual habits.
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