Too much informationRakky writes "A friend of mine, when quizzed why she was late to the pub, announced 'I was at accident and emergency, having a stuck tampon removed. They had to have a right old dig around for it.' Suffice to say, no one was interested in their Scampi Fries after that."
When have you shared just that little too much?
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chthonic, Thu 6 Sep 2007, 10:09)
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vomitmy own teenage bit of TMI came back to haunt me this very weekend when i bumped into an old mate down the pub. we were best mates in our early teens and i'd been anorexic in those days and had stupidly told her about how i'd avoided meals and done all the yucky things that anorexics do.
17 years later, i see her in the pub and the first thing she says to me, in front of a load of nice looking blokes that i'd been trying to act charming and delightful around, happens to be this:
'wow, it's so good to see you! do you still have a wardrobe full of carrier bags of your own vomit?'*
needless to say, i didn't charm the blokes after that little revelation.
*the answer to that would be no.
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gypsy turnips, Wed 12 Sep 2007, 20:23,
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