It's small comfort knowing they're ensuring your job security
It hurts, sometimes, holding in the laughter:

Dept director: Where is my window? It just disappeared!
me: Click on the task bar at the bottom of your screen, you've just minimised it (leave as the arguing starts)

I regularly get calls and emails about messages that their computers are infected (That's an ad on the website. Ignore it.) or that they should forward a virus warning to everyone they know. *sigh*
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:24, 1 reply)

Just this week I spent 45 minutes listening to my colleagues arguing over a "fault" in the email sending system
and how they could find a way to solve it - at that point I took pity on them and went over to fix it in about 30 seconds (they needed to give the links different name attributes)

I think I actually mentioned job security at that point.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 20:54, closed)