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Inspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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Every time.
1.Arrive at our hotel, then get pissed.
2.Attend conference with hangover. Try to stay awake. Go back to hotel, go out to eat and get pissed. Try to avoid having to go to seedy strip joint and end up being dragged there because, and I quote, "it's a laugh". Watch a sad eyed girl wriggle around a pole. Drink a lot more.
3.Repeat #2 or drive home, red eyed, numb and feeling terrible, physically and morally.
4.Report the great success of the conference to anyone who asks.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:32, 2 replies)
Sad eyed girl
just about says it all.

Having said that, I must say that the most stunning woman I've ever seen, apart from thw ife obviously, was a Russian prostitute in the lobby of my hotel.
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:38, closed)
Probably a man

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 11:55, closed)

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