Training courses, seminars and conferencesInspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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LifesavingLike many other kids, I did the lifesaving courses for swimming. Bronze medallion and all that. I was on a week long course in the local swimming pool. One activity involved towing an unconcious person through the water whilst giving them mouth to mouth.
We all paired up and jumped in the water. I was with a boy about my age. Of course we couldn't really do mouth to mouth so we were supposed to stick our lips on our partner's forehead: like snogging their head.
I got a bit carried away and managed to bite my partner on the head. Head wounds bleed quite a lot. Luckily I'd learnt how to deal with someone panicking in the water just the previous day.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
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