Classic
Your boss is a bit of a knob, though - even if you were in the office like a good boy, it's a bit cuntish to announce with no notice that you're going to be part of his presentation.

Couldn't he have told you before he went to Chermany?
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:06, 1 reply)

My boss is brilliant, and tbh deserves better than to have a twatblanket like me working for him...
The story goes as thus:

It was impromptu. He was doing his presentation, and strayed onto some random questions. At the time, whilst hooked up to the projector, he was remotely connected to his PC in our office in case he needed to access any files.

Inevitably, one of the questions related to my job, and he said he: '...now had a chap who could sort all this shit out!' (fat chance!)

He then thought he would 'show off' and do the webcam thingy to parade me like the piece of meat I most obviously am in front of the bignobs.

Thus the texts...and my unending shame.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:50, closed)