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Inspirational or a waste of precious slacking-off time? I once went on a buzzword bingo-laden training course which ended up with my being held at gunpoint in public. Could have gone better, to be honest. Tell us your tales from either side of the lectern

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 15:01)
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The most enjoyable
was an underwater demolitions course. Glorious summer days thrashing around the Devon coast in fast boats blowing stuff up.

On one of the final assessments, a few seconds after the bang, a couple of divers popped up clutching their heads and shouting. Judging from the number of mon Dieus they where French. But Gallic retardation was no excuse for diving with no marker buoy in a restricted area in a harbour.

The instructor was furious with me. "You get a once in a life time opportunity to legally kill a couple of Frenchies and you fucked it up"
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 6:59, 7 replies)
You're a Kiwi
aren't you?
If I'm up later wanna play some geoip tag to tease AB?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:00, closed)
I hadn't thought of that
Who knows what they where up to?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:07, closed)
I take it the boat you were on
wasn't called the "Rainbow Warrior" then?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:12, closed)
The French
are fairly universally loathed. You could never narrow down further than about 175 countries.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 8:57, closed)
I do not disagree
with you.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:03, closed)
Can't tease AB today.
Just starting work. Spending the day looking at the implementation of a CAFM as part of a FM contract....I've definitely fucked up somewhere along the way.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:21, closed)
Furry muff.
If you have a break at lunch time gaz me otherwise maybe 2000 your time tonight (I'm an early riser).
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 7:44, closed)

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