Tomorrow I shall be attending a first aid refresher training course
I hope to god a different trainer is in attendance to the one who presided over us last year.

Spent about an hour pratting about with Resuci Annie trying to slip in a bit of smooth criminal without the trainer noticing "Annie are you ok? Can you tell us, that you're ok, Annie?" and attempting to blow a rescue breath into her fake lungs to elicit a PARP! noise from the dummies mouth (hilarious).

After this it was time to practice putting an 'unconcious' patient in the recovery position. Now, I was paired up with Gary, about 6ft and about 15 stone. Not easy to manouvre when he's, ahem, limp.

So here I was, huffing and straining to get him to roll over, I uttered the words "Oof, he's too big" much to the amusement of the others, the trainer told me to try again, this time, success. I was red, panting with the effort but victorous. "YES!" sez I, Gary opened his eyes, went very red and then I caught sight of the source of his embarrassment. My shirt had come unbuttoned and I was dangling my cleavage in his face.

I shot off tot he other side of the room and buttoned myself up, I don't think I've ever moved so fast. The rest of the class were in hysterics over my carry on campingesque flash.

Tomorrow I think I shall wear a rollneck, especially as Gary is on the course again too....
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:16, 11 replies)

HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE BREASTS?!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:20, closed)

Three, actually.

(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:23, closed)

I like breasts.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:45, closed)

There's certainly no such thing as too many or too often.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:07, closed)

Well
there is too many.

Two would seem about right.

Unless you're from Norfolk, maybe.
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:12, closed)

This thread is useless without
a star-wars reference.
(speedevil, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:50, closed)

Something something something...
droids you're looking for.
(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:52, closed)

Don't talk about breasts
You'll have badger getting all excited.
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 14:53, closed)

Sorry.
Does anyone else get the giggles when they are simulating CPR on a Resusci Annie and it makes a blow off noise, or is it just me?
(GirlOfTheWorld, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:19, closed)

Can't say I've ever
done it, but generally speaking anything that makes a blow off noise will make me laugh, so I'm with you in spirit.
(username failed moderation, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:22, closed)

I've never used them for their proper purpose
but there's about five of them in pieces in my shed for zombie prop purposes
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:00, closed)