TrampsTramps, burn-outs and the homeless insane all go to making life that little bit more interesting.
Gather around the burning oil-drum and tell us your hobo-tales.
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chthonic, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:47)
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Flying sandwich of deathWas asked for change standing outside a newsagent.
Politely told her no, sorry, and was met with the usual barrage of insults and other such brown-mouthed potty talk.
After the usual belittling she made a threat to "stuff that sandwich up my nose" my reply was "you'll do no such thing, this is MY sandwich"
She grabbed the sarnie, and threw it. Somehow, I caught the thing and threw it back, leaving one already-filthy little dirtbag covered in egg-mayo, and trundling away, laughably in the direction of the amused police officers.
(, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)
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